February 2012
118 posts
I want a Lebron James kind of relationship...No...
tn3win:
LMFAO.DEAD! KING LeChoke!
Rough sex is great sex.
I'm too stubborn to admit that I miss you too.
because I don’t.
'you look so much like your cousin Dianne'
da fuq nigga
I used to be able to sleep in all of my math...
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He didn’t lie to your face. He actually told you the truth but you would rather believe what others tell you than your best friend. If you weren’t so fucking stubborn, you guys would still be best friends but, hey, that’s just my two cents.
If you're unhappy, just leave.
t-kevin:
If that person doesn’t treat you right, someone else will.
New Sex Position
baayleyx3:
iansteezy:
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
LOLOL
Lol wth.
LMFAO. i would kill .
kancer16 asked: hi :)
A jealous boyfriend is a faithful boyfriend.
silentlyscreamingx3:
oh yeahitsjosh:
If he doesn’t get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has his’.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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Are you satisfied?
Does it make you happy to know that it was you who killed my innocence? Does it satisfy you to know that it was you who made me into a person with the very attributes I used to say I hate? What happened to me? You happened. Does knowing that satisfy you, Bryce?
han-alexander:
The ones who have trouble sleeping at night are the ones with nothing worth waking up for.
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after putting everything together for valentines day, I’m tired and cranky..didn’t even get my homework done and all I get in return is you constantly picking fights with me when I was just joking around. I don’t see the point of doing this anymore but I already started it so I might as well finish it.
ryangomezz asked: o_O me? lol u running track again??