February 2012
92 posts
A jealous boyfriend is a faithful boyfriend.
silentlyscreamingx3:
oh yeahitsjosh:
If he doesn’t get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has his’.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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Are you satisfied?
Does it make you happy to know that it was you who killed my innocence? Does it satisfy you to know that it was you who made me into a person with the very attributes I used to say I hate? What happened to me? You happened. Does knowing that satisfy you, Bryce?
han-alexander:
The ones who have trouble sleeping at night are the ones with nothing worth waking up for.
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after putting everything together for valentines day, I’m tired and cranky..didn’t even get my homework done and all I get in return is you constantly picking fights with me when I was just joking around. I don’t see the point of doing this anymore but I already started it so I might as well finish it.
ryangomezz asked: o_O me? lol u running track again??
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1nfiniteandbeyond asked: tips on getting back into running? :)
Driving adrenaline
mahalhakunamatata:
When I drive, I drive fast. I like to reach my destination as fast as I can and for me, I feel like I’m in a race for time. On the highway, it’s a competition to me, I have to be the fastest or I have to pass all the cars. That’s just me. I love the driving adrenaline and it keeps my heart pumping fast. I always drive 10 or 20 mph over the speed limit, on the far left lane,...
I don't get how girls have the time to curl their...
shiiit I only get ten minutes to get ready.
I'm getting tired of hearing her name every other...
Here's a tip for some guys:
arg0nza:
Stop flirting with almost every girl you come across. Seriously, calling all of these girls “cute” and repeating the same things to them is just complete bullshit. You know what’s even better? Chasing after one girl, even when a bunch of other girls are chasing after you. People will envy and most likely respect you more if you can stay committed to a girl and actually treat her right.
Whoever broke Adele's heart made her rich.
thosemilkncookies:
Karma
I wanna find that significant other i can...
I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
heeeyannn:
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Blue: What about the shadowy part?
Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there.
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R.I.P. to all the virginities that will be lost on...